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Virgil Wiles
An average boy, who sometimes finds himself in situations he would honestly rather not be in. In hindsight, he enjoys the adventure of hustling through life's proverbial obstacle course. Except that time he threw Cinnamon, the family dog, into their pool, inadvertently killing it. In his defense, he was five, and Cinnamon was a stinky bitch.
First Seen: Issue One: Apparently a People Person
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Troy Schreoder
A boy who usually finds himself to be the victim of his own life experiments. He has been known to think outside of the box; even physically wander outside of it, despite that he occassionally gets lost on the way back. In high school, he was declared the least memorable person, as whenever his name was mentioned to classmates, the response was most commonly "...Who?"
First Seen: Issue One: Apparently a People Person
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Maye Hadley
Many people who know her have no idea how she can possibly hold her career as a third grade teacher. This is mostly due to her apparent hatred of almost everyone she speaks to, and pessimistic attitude in general. She has been known to appear at social gatherings just to publicize her hate toward everyone else there.
First Seen: Issue Three: Standard Hallway Behavior
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Geoff Lindley
Geoff is the kind of friend who always seems to be around every corner, especially at the most inappropriate times. He is, more often than not, hanging around in the Wiles/Schreoder residence; and even when they're not present at their home, there is always a sneaking suspicion that they're being watched by him from it. Despite his seeming lack of social life, he has an uncountable number of connections.
First Seen: Issue Three: Standard Hallway Behavior
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Lily Celeste
She's been around since the beginning of everything, so she knows a thing or two. Regardless, she still has a soft spot for ponies and colorful bows and ribbons. Who would've thought that the closest thing the Earth would have to a real God would be a little girl who spends all of her time on the swing set?
First Seen: Issue Five: Big Things in Small Packages [Part I]
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